Old Steppo is an optimist, no matter what goes wrong
One night I lost my wallet and all my money was gone
I said "Oh Steppo, I've gone and lost my purse."
Steppo said "Don't worry have a cuppa, coz I've seen worse."

CHORUS
Things will be better in the morning
Things will be better in the light of day
We'll fix the problem in the morning
Everything will be okay, yes it will
Everything will be okay

One night I got a fever, with green and purple spots
The lady at emergency took one look and said:
"Eew, we don't see THAT a lot!"
I said "Oh Steppo, I just freaked out the nurse."
Steppo said: "Don't worry have a cuppa, coz I've seen worse."

CHORUS

One night I went to Egypt and accidentally woke a sleeping mummy
The mummy yelled through its bandages
"Ooeeeey gooeeey gummy!"
I said: "Oh Steppo, I got the mummy's curse!"
Steppo said: "Don't worry have a cuppa, coz I've seen worse."

CHORUS

One night some aliens landed, with kegs of blasting powder
They said: "You know the Big Bang? Well, this one will be louder!"
I said: "Oh Steppo, they'll destroy the universe!"
And Steppo said: "Don't worry have a cuppa, coz I've seen worse."

CHORUS
Things will be better in the morning
Things will be better in the light of day
We'll fix the problem in the morning
Everything will be okay – and it was!
Everything will be okay