Don't listen to this song
Save yourself the pain
It has annoying lyrics and a really silly name
It has a pesky melody that gets stuck in your head
And sometimes it doesn't rhyme –
Like this time, for example

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Don't listen to this song
It goes on far too long
Don't listen to this song anymore
Don't listen to this song
It goes on far too looooooooong
Don't listen to this song anymore

Well I see that you're still here
P'raps you misunderstood
Don't listen to this song
It isn't very good
Run away and hide
Get out while you can
Coz in just a moment
There's this line with too many words in it and the words are all squashed up together
So it doesn't scan properly

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And when you get to verse 3
It will start randomly
Talking about a budgie
It makes no sense to me
You'll try to work it out
But you'll come up with nil
This song don't have a meaning
And it never will

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Thank goodness there is no verse 4 (hooray!)
Thank goodness there is no verse 4